Posted 15 hours ago
  1. Why do I feel like the movie "The Running man" basically predicted my country's future?
Posted 2 days ago




..,and goodnight.

i will never not reblog this, oh jesus

Yep yep yep

I don’t usually reblog overtly sexual content (love only, usually)… but I thoroughly enjoyed this, minus the parts where she said penis…

Posted 1 week ago

Jury services = bizarre.

Posted 1 week ago




who’s the artist?


This is actually the first painting I’ve ever given to someone. That’s looooove!

I looooooooooooooooove you too Ash! 

Posted 1 week ago
Posted 1 week ago

This cell phone photo doesn’t do this painting justice.

Posted 1 week ago

You guys…

Suchafatash painted a fucking portrait of me. let me reiterate: she PAINTED me a PORTRAIT of ME. If that isn’t love, I don’t know what is.

Posted 1 week ago

Looking pretty ridiculous.

Posted 1 week ago

G-L-A-M-O-R-O-U-S YEAH. Who even does this kind of shit? Someone who doesn’t make their bed, that’s who.

Posted 1 week ago



Wutcha thinkin’ bout?

Oh nothi-

Waaaaaait a minute.

That’s MY shirt.

Dude, why did you go through my closet?!

This is so wonderful.